You Only Get One Shot
at this Trip.
Let’s Not Screw It Up.
It’s your honeymoon. Your anniversary trip. Your milestone birthday. Your post-divorce freedom! Or the sabbatical you’ve waited years to take.
Whatever you’re celebrating, you want it done right. That’s why you’re here.
I will help you plan the most amazing days in the Luberon.
You’re Not a Tour Bus Person. You’re Not a Souvenir Fridge Magnet Person. You’re Not a Visit-10-Villages-a-Day Person. And, You’re Definitely Not a “Cookie Cutter” Person—Nope, Not on a Trip This Important. That’s Precisely Why You Come to Me.
The good news? I won’t give you matching lanyards and bland itineraries. (Unless you really beg.) The bad news? You’re about to develop really high standards. And it’s gonna be fun.
Would You Like To…?
- Get your time back even before you leave home?
I take over the decisions that quietly drain weeks of your life. You won’t waste time debating where to eat, whether to go here or there, or second-guessing if you’re doing it right. - Have days that feel good, not rushed?
Each day flows and leaves space for long lunches, unexpected moments, and being present—true to the sweet, slow way of life in Provence. - Get advice from a local, not AI?
You get local recommendations I’d give my best friend, not algorithmic guesses from something that’s never set foot here. - Avoid awkward car rides?
If you’re traveling with others, you know the vibe: one person’s tired, the other’s bored, and suddenly you’re fighting about where to eat lunch. I design trips with thoughtful pacing, shared highlights, and built-in flexibility so everyone feels considered, not dragged along. - Skip budget-blowing blunders?
When you’re already spending big, the wrong hotel, base town, or overhyped experience can be a costly letdown. I help you choose what fits you, and avoid what isn’t worth it.
Introducing…
Big Damn Trip: Custom Itineraries Built Around
How You Want to Feel
I create original itineraries the way a good editor shapes a story. What to leave out matters as much as what stays in. Every recommendation gets filtered through one question: Will this create the feelings they want?
Custom planning begins at €300. Full package details are outlined below.
I do this work because it’s *so* much better when you go somewhere and know a local, and with me? You do. And I know insider stuff that will take your trip from mediocre to magical.
You tell me what kinds of things you’re interested in—food, architecture, gardens, history, photography, outdoor adventures, family activities, and beyond—and I’ll create a custom itinerary that’ll feel just like you’re visiting a friend in the know.
Some of the kinds of things I’ve done for clients?
- Designed a two-week Provence trip for 20+ people across four generations
Handpicked restaurants, private chefs, and activities that didn’t make anyone cranky. - Handled super-specific requests you can’t Google like:
“I need a vineyard where we can stay in a château for the night, but it has to be within 10 minutes of a good date-night restaurant—not Michelin fancy, mood lighting will do. Oh, and we’re traveling with a pregnant wife and a toddler, so we need flat walking areas and restaurants with diaper-changing stations.” - Answered questions some would be shy to ask out loud
Will I look “too American” in this outfit?
I have an overactive bladder. Is it easy to find toilets?
I won’t have time to shop before my honeymoon. Is there a store that sells sexy lingerie?
Should I worry about racial discrimination in village X where I’m staying?
Praise
“Timely, thorough, fun to work with“
Jenny was fantastic to work with on our Luberon trip planning, logistics and itinerary project. She helped plan a two-week multigenerational trip to Provence, with many moving parts, for a group of 20+ folks ages 5 – 80 years old.
She was timely, thorough, and most of all, fun to work with. If you want insider details, boots on the ground secrets and just-in-time info, all created in an authentic voice, hire Jenny!
Mark G. Johnson, Attic Ventures, U.S.A.
What’s Included
Here’s everything that goes into your trip:
The Planning
- Big Damn Trip Design BriefTM – my signature questionnaire. I’ve crafted this process to uncover the nuances most travelers don’t think to articulate. So while you’ll answer practical details about your dates and logistics, you’ll also surface something far more important: how you truly want this trip to feel.
- Vision & Vibe Call – a 30-minute chat where I ask follow-up questions and get a feel for what you really want. I want to make sure we’re on the same page (the vibe, the pace, the whole feeling of it) before I start building anything.
- Fully personalized day-by-day itinerary tailored to your vibe, pace, interests, dietary needs, and budget, including:
- Restaurant and café recommendations (curated for your taste)
- Handpicked accommodation options (plus recommended home base/s if you haven’t chosen yet)
- Suggested activities, including classic Luberon experiences + local events happening that week (markets, festivals, vineyard soirées, and other village activities I’m tracking so you don’t have to)
- Detailed daily plans with room to breathe, linger, and flow (the Provençal way!). You won’t feel rushed or over-scheduled, or run out of things to do.
- Built-in flexibility notes and backup options for weather, closures, pacing shifts, or low-energy days
- Local intel you can’t Google such as insider tips, honest pros and cons so you can decide for yourself, and fun backstories about people and places
- Booking priority timeline to prevent last-minute stress. I’ll give you a timeline with clear next steps, so you know exactly which hotels, activities, or restaurants to book first and when.
What You’ll Get
- Detailed PDF itinerary with clickable links (works like an app on your phone)
- Link to your private client hub with all booking links organized in one place
- Custom map with every location pinned
- Up to 2 rounds of refinements after delivery to ensure everything aligns perfectly. We can refine timing, swap restaurants, and adjust activities. You have 7 business days after delivery to email feedback.
What’s NOT Included
- Bookings and reservations. I’ll give you curated recommendations and direct booking links, and you will handle anything requiring payment or a credit card. (This protects both of us if plans change.)
- Major scope changes after PDF delivery. You get 2 rounds to tweak and adjust. If you want to add new regions, change your trip dates or seasons, or start from scratch, that’s a new project billed separately.
- Real-time support while you’re traveling. Your itinerary is designed to be self-sufficient. I won’t be available for day-of questions or hand-holding.
Investment
Choose Your Package:
The Sweet Escape
(3 Days Minimum)
Perfect for long weekends or short milestone moments.
The Perfect Week
(4-7 Days)
Classic highlights plus local life. A popular favorite.
The Slow Life
(8-11 Days)
Linger more in the Luberon or greater Provence.
The Full Experience
(12+ Days)
Bigger groups, more complex trips. Custom quoted based on scope.
*I only take on a limited number of clients per month so I can do this well.
How It Works
Tell Me About Your Trip
Fill out my quick intake form to share basic details about your trip. Within 48 hours (Mon-Fri), you’ll hear from me.
If your trip is a good fit for my services, I’ll send you the (fun!) longer questionnaire (Big Damn Trip Design Brief). I’ll ask about dates, budget, travel crew, vibes, and your wish list. Weird, quirky details welcome (they’re usually the most helpful).
Vision & Vibe Call (30 mins)
After submitting your form, you will get a link to book a 30-minute video call with me.
It’s a casual chat where I’ll ask follow-up questions and clarify anything unclear (e.g. “You said slow-paced but listed 12 activities. Let’s talk about what that means for you”).
I may also ask questions that might seem random, but they help me read between the lines and uncover what you really want.
The more we are aligned upfront on your vibe and vision, the less back-and-forth we’ll need later.
Let’s Make It Official
Once we’re both excited and ready to go, I’ll send you a simple service agreement and invoice. Sign the agreement, pay in full, and you’re locked in. That’s when I start designing your itinerary. I’ll also give you a delivery timeline, so you’ll never wonder when to expect things.
Get Your Custom Itinerary
Receive a detailed, beautifully designed PDF with day-by-day plans, restaurant picks, activity suggestions, local insights, insider tips, and booking links. Everything you need in one place, easy to access on your phone.
Tweak Until It’s Perfect (up to 2 revision rounds)
My goal is to get it right the first time. But if you have tweaks, please email your feedback within 7 business days. After revisions, your itinerary is final and you’re all set for your Big Damn Trip.
*Two rounds of revisions are included for adjustments (like swapping a restaurant, adjusting timing, adding an activity). Major scope changes such as new regions, different trip dates (e.g. summer travel is totally different from a winter one), or complete overhaul will be considered a new project.
Please Take Note
- Geographic Coverage
My specialty is Luberon-based itineraries. I can also plan Provence day trips, design your arrival/departure days from Paris or other French regions, and extend the itinerary to other parts of France for a few days before or after the Luberon. The only requirement is that the Luberon should be your home base for most of your trip.
(I lived in Paris and Normandy (a few years each) and have traveled extensively in France and Europe, so I can help you connect your journey beyond the Luberon.) - Group Size
Standard packages are designed for one travel group of up to 8 guests, including children. Larger groups require additional coordination (dining arrangements, pacing, interest matching). To ensure the right level of attention and detail, trips with more guests will be quoted separately. - Pets
If you’re traveling with dogs, please inform me beforehand. While Provence is generally pet-friendly, there are places that do not accept them. - Still Have Questions?
If you’re unsure which package best fits your trip, send a brief email to jenny [at] theluberonspy.com including your dates, group size (including children), and overall vision. I’ll gladly guide you toward the right option.
Optional Add-Ons:
For Big Damn Trip clients who’d like an extra layer of support, the following upgrades are available:
Priority Trip Design – For those with a shorter planning window, this upgrade secures priority placement in my calendar and faster delivery.
Private Experience Matchmaking – Planning something special? I’ll research and curate a shortlist of local providers (e.g. private chefs, sommeliers, photographers, chauffeurs, florists) aligned with your style and preferences.
I’ll handle the initial outreach (phone, email, or DM) to confirm details and availability, so you don’t have to navigate suppliers in French. I’ll then send you my pre-vetted list with my personal notes on strengths, room for improvement, and suitability, along with a warm introduction so you can finalize arrangements directly. Vendor negotiations and coordination remain with you.
Why Me?
Hi, I’m Jenny Austria.
I live here in the Luberon, where I’ve spent years as a serial diner, wine taster, and try-er of all things.
But here’s why I’m good at this:
I’m damn good at planning milestone and themed trips—the kind where you invest serious money, precious time, and high expectations. The kind that can’t be redone. Some of mine:
My 30th birthday: I wanted to feel fearless so I celebrated in New Zealand skydiving, bungee jumping, and glacier-trekking.
My 40th birthday: I wanted to be in awe so I flew to Rwanda and sat in the Virunga mountains (where Dian Fossey had been!) to watch gorillas for the first time.
When we got tired of living in Paris: My husband and I wanted to feel “wild and free” again. So I planned an epic 4-month trip through the U.S. and Caribbean.
When I had serious back pain: I wanted to feel healthy and strong, so I designed a month-long wellness journey through Nepal and Bhutan (yoga, meditation, hiking, spiritual sites).
Here in Provence: I treat every birthday, anniversary, and date night as a chance to try a new restaurant, activity, or village.
If you’re like me then you know this to be true:
The best trips aren’t about checking boxes. They’re about designing an experience around a feeling—and making sure it delivers.
That’s what I’ll do for your Big Damn Trip. I’ll take the feeling you’re chasing and build you a trip you’ll remember.
Who This is For
My custom itinerary planning might be for you if:
✔️ You’re planning a honeymoon, milestone birthday, anniversary, or long-awaited trip, and you know there’s no do-over.
✔️ You’re renting a car. I optimize itineraries for flexibility and driving, with realistic timing and strategic routing. (Going car-free? My digital itineraries are better suited for bus travel—coming soon!)
✔️ Your trip is primarily based in the Luberon. I can include day trips to other parts of Provence or plan your journey to/from other regions in France or Europe, but the Luberon should be a big chunk of your itinerary.
✔️ You’re already investing enough that a mediocre experience would sting.
Who This is NOT For
You may not need me in your corner if:
✖️ You love planning every detail yourself. I won’t take the fun away from you!
✖️ You already have a solid plan and need a second opinion. Check out my itinerary review instead—it’s faster and more affordable.
✖️ You need someone to book everything for you. I curate recommendations and provide direct links, but I don’t handle reservations or payments.
✖️ You’re looking for the most budget-friendly option. Browse my Shop for itinerary review and digital guides.
You’ve waited long enough for this trip. Let’s make sure it happens.
Great meals. Vineyards you didn’t know to look for. Markets worth the drive.
The unexpected detour that becomes the story you tell for years.
That’s the Big Damn Trip. Let’s build yours.